WTFery in the News: 25-Aug-2014 (The Comic Fail Edition)

August 25, 2014 Randomnessosity, WTFery in the News 0

New ‘Scooby-Doo’ Movie ‘Curses’ Daphne From Size 2 to Size 8 – Because the worst thing that can happen to a woman is to “curse” her to gain weight. /sarcasm

…when Daphne comes face-to-face with the bad guy, she is “cursed” with losing the thing that she holds most dear: her small frame. With a simple hex, the cartoon character instantaneously balloons from a size 2 to a (cover your eyes!) size 8.

Considering the average clothing size American women wear is a size 14 (plus-size is considered anything over 12) and that, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the average woman in the United States is about 5’4” and weighs 166 pounds, being a size 8 shouldn’t be considered the worst thing that could possibly happen to Daphne, or any woman for that matter.


Check Out Spider-Woman #1, Starring Spider-Woman’s Ass
– You gotta look at those photos plus check out the Less Tits N’ Ass, More Kickin’ Ass for some awesome do-overs. But seriously, while I love a good presentation as much as the next gal, I kinda find it laughable that she’s “face down, ass up,” her legs are spread so far apart that I can assume she’s prepping for a pap smear AND I can see the complete crack of her ass. Wow.

Oh, Marvel. Come on. You know better than this —this being Milo Manara’s cover for the upcoming Spider-Woman #1. If you’re wondering what the hell Jessica Drew, a.k.a. Spider-Woman is doing, I believe it’s what’s known in the animal kingdom as “presenting.”

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