WTFery in the News: 01-Aug-2014

August 1, 2014 Randomnessosity, WTFery in the News 0

Mom Leaves Kids In Car To Perform Oral Sex On Boyfriend: Cops – Dear God. I have no words.

A Louisiana woman faces child desertion charges after deputies said she admitted leaving her children unattended in her parked car while she performed oral sex on her boyfriend in his car, according to KBMT.

Police were called to the scene after someone reported the kids, ages 5 and 7, alone in the car around midnight. Calcasieu Parish deputies found Princess Marks, 25, of Lake Charles, in her boyfriend’s car nearby.

Marks told deputies that she was unable to see the children or her SUV from her boyfriend’s vehicle. She was arrested and later released on $5,000.

Her children were placed in the care of other family members.

9-Year-Old’s Body Sat in Mom’s Fridge for Months – This isn’t the first time that a mother has been in trouble for keeping and illegally storing the body(s) of her deceased children – but it is the most disgusting so far. The mother of this poor child kept her body in the refrigerator.

The emaciated body of a 9-year-old girl with cerebral palsy has been found stuffed in her mom’s refrigerator. Amber Keyes, 34, discovered her daughter Ayahna Comb wasn’t breathing in January and “decided to clear out a drawer in the refrigerator and place her body in there,” a Child Protective Services rep said at a hearing yesterday, according to the Houston Chronicle. A family friend recently saw the body and alerted police, who found her 14-pound body, “in the beginning stages of decomposition,” in a search of the apartment Monday. A grim detail: The girl’s 5-year-old sister had apparently discovered the body, wrapped in blankets, earlier while searching for a snack, a child advocate caseworker said.

Sniffer dog warning sends Australian jet passengers on a rush to flush – This is freaking hilarious! Looks like flying Australia is where it’s at.

Australian budget airline Jetstar apologized on Wednesday after a crew member told passengers on a flight from the Gold Coast tourist strip, including some returning from a popular music festival, to flush away “anything you shouldn’t have”.

The warning from the flight attendant that sniffer dogs and quarantine officers were on standby in Sydney prompted a rush to the plane’s toilets, News Ltd reported.

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