Review: Sugar Daddies by Jade West

August 29, 2016 2016 Review Challenge, Book Review, contemporary, Crazysauce, damsel in distress, Did Not Finish (DNF), ebook, erotica, Kindle Unlimited 2016, Romance, self published, Unlimited 0 DNF

Review: Sugar Daddies by Jade West DNF
Sugar Daddies by Jade West
Published by Self-Published on July 12, 2016
Genres: Contemporary, Erotic, Menage, Romance
Pages: 442
Format: eBook
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A sugar daddy website doesn’t seem a sound basis for an A1 life plan, but I’m a small town girl with big dreams, and there’s this one advert, this one crazy advert I can’t stop thinking about…

Two hot guys seeking their Little Miss Right.
Someone who can entertain them, amuse them, fit in with their corporate schedule.
And sex. They want sex.
Lots of sex.
Bonus, right? One major dose of epic win.

Of course, guys like Carl and Rick have their conditions. One being that they come together, or not at all.
Hell, I can live with that.

And there are no skeletons in their designer closet, none that I can find.
Just two hot sugar daddies, with particular tastes, nothing to worry about.

Until Carl and Rick spill the big one, the one that sends the girls running. A whole string of them before me, running to the hills without so much as a backward glance.

Maybe I should run, too. Thanks but no thanks, see you around, guys, nice knowing you.
But I’m already in way too deep for that.

Warning – as with every other Jade West book, reader discretion is highly advised. This novel contains vivid depictions of MMF / MM relationships, and Jade’s characters, as always, have very filthy mouths. Mature readers only, please.

DNF @ 36%

So. This one falls 100% under “not my cup of tea.”

I can’t say it’s particularly badly written: it’s not. It’s just not my thing. Sugar Daddies is about dudes who like to put two penises in the same hole at the same time.

OUCH!!

I’ve heard of this before – I know someone who knew some guys who were into that in college – but I didn’t know it was a thing.

I’m like…OMG. Her twat is getting stretched out of shape!

OR

I’m like…OMG. The PAIN.

But this is a thing. I can’t get into it, though. I can’t get past the pain factor to see anything sexy in it. I keep thinking about child birth. Not. Sexy.

DNF

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