Review: Prince With Benefits by Nicole Snow

September 19, 2016 2016 Review Challenge, alpha male overload, Book Review, Category Romance, contemporary, damsel in distress, Did Not Finish (DNF), ebook, Erotic Romance, insta-lust, Kindle Unlimited 2016, Meh, New Adult (NA), Romance, self published, TSTL heroine, unlikeable main characters, Unlimited 0 DNF

Review: Prince With Benefits by Nicole Snow DNF
Prince With Benefits by Nicole Snow
on July 1st 2016
Pages: 330
Format: eBook
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HE BOUGHT A WIFE. I BOUGHT INTO MAKE BELIEVE...

ERIN

Cinderella had it easy. I'm lying to millions of people, and it's all Silas' fault.
Yes, that Silas. Billionaire. Prince. Scandals galore. Downright royal bastard.
Everything that screams run. If only it weren't for his rock hard edges and wild tattoos, tempting anything female on all seven continents.
But I don't care about his looks. Really.
Our deal is simple. He needs a pretty little lie, a wife to cover up his dirty deeds. I need a fortune to buy the treatment that just might save my father's life.
Match made in hell? Totally, and I'm going to make it work.
No, I'm not stupid. I'm not getting played by this billionaire prince. Forget his banter, his charms, the rumors I've heard about his ridiculously over-sized...ego.
What's that phrase he teases me with - Prince with benefits? Not in a billion years.
Yes, I'll lie for him. But I swear, my panties are absolutely, positively not melting every time I imagine his kiss...

SILAS

It's almost perfect. An engagement with an American girl, desperate as she is beautiful. Anything goes with Erin, except one rule.
Her body's off limits. She's joking, right?
Charming any girl I want into my bed doesn't mean a thing when there's only one on my mind.
I want Miss Make Believe. My fake, sassy, sexy fiancee. She, who says 'no,' and makes me so obsessed I'm about to trade in my designer suit for a straitjacket.
I convinced her to wear my ring, easy. I'll get her clothes off next. Show her what the world's most infamous player does when he's on fire. Then I'll move on.
No more playing castle. I'll have my Princess with benefits on her knees, treating me like royalty...

DNF at 28%

Gaaaah! Kindle Unlimited and its freaking slush pile reads!

I hoped this would get better. I plucked at it and picked at it and still could not force myself past 28%. I have ZERO interest in the douchebag, full of himself hero and the dumber than a doorknob heroine.

The hero was both forgettable and un-sexy (due to his attitude). Same goes for the heroine. And there is no reason given why the hero would pick this bland ass girl over everyone else. This book is like a fantasy wrapped in a dream being toted around by the wish-fulfillment unicorn.

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