Movie Review: Jurassic Park III

July 22, 2015 2.5 stars, Biological Expermination, Heroic Quest Trope, Meh, Movie Review, Movies, Plot Moppet Alert! 0 ★★½

Movie Review: Jurassic Park III two-half-stars
Dr. Alan Grant (from the first Jurassic Park) has become reluctantly famous as a result of his involvement in and survival of the scandal of Jurassic Park.

A wealthy couple named Paul and Amanda Kirby arrive and offer Grant generous funding for his research if he will give them an aerial tour of Isla Sorna - the second dinosaur island discovered in Jurassic Park: The Lost World. Desperate for research support, Grant reluctantly agrees.

While on the "aerial tour" Dr. Grant learns - too late - that he's been lied to regarding the purpose of the trip. Again Dr. Grant finds himself stuck on an island overrun with dinosaurs.

 

2.5 stars – Entertaining enough to watch on cable, but you’ll turn the channel if there are commercials

Jurassic Park III…what to say about Jurassic Park III….

Welp. It’s a damn sight better than Jurassic Park II, that’s for sure.

It’s the same ole, same ole. Dr. Allen Grant (Jurassic Park) ends up having to deal with ravenous dinosaurs cause he’s a cheap whore. I say this because AGAIN Dr. Grant goes against his better judgement in order to obtain funding for his research dig. And again there’s the running and the screaming and the dying, lol.

The plot for Jurassic Park III was a lot more believable than two with some serious exceptions. The acting was a lot better as well. There was a lot less dying in Jurassic Park III than in Jurassic Park II – and in that it reminded me a lot more of the original movie. All in all, it’s a decent entry into the franchise.

 

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