House of Immortal Pleasures by Katie Salidas

April 15, 2013 2 stars, ebook, erotica, Paranormal Romance, Romance, self published, short story/Vignette, vampires 0

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Sometimes the only way to mend a broken heart is to get back in the saddle. At least that is how Daphne’s friends see it. And since Daphne isn’t showing any signs of letting that happen, they take it into their own hands. With a few shots of liquid courage, a pat on the ass, and a donated gold card, Daphne is unwillingly sent into a fantasy room to meet her creature of the night, Connor.

Boring and predictable, the plot is that a vampire committed the crime of killing a person (by mistake) so he’s sent to work in a brothel for 10 years. 10 years later and the hero is on his final night. The heroine is dragged (actually kidnapped) by her trifling friends to the known vampire brothel so she can get some sex. Their reasoning? She was cheated on by her ex (her first lover) and she hasn’t jumped on a new penis since she caught him at it 6 months previously. The H/h meet, have very predictable and boring sex – end of the night. She goes home, he fights his pimp and gets free, they meet up again.

*yawn*

Maybe it should have been 1 star but it wasn’t the worse I’ve ever read.

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